Alex: What are you reading?
Me: It's a book about paraphilias.
Alex: About what?
Me: Well.... you can call it "extreme cases of fetishism" too...
Alex: Antrop.... antropo... what?
Me: Antropophagy. Well, to make it easier we usually call it cannibalism... though this one is more complex than that.
Alex: Stop explaining. Just stop. And what the hell is this word?
Me: What? This one?
Alex: How do you even read it?
Alex: I've heard about necrophilia and necromancy. What the hell does this one mean?
Me: You don't want to know... really..
Boss: Necrophagia means the compulsive desire to eat corpses in advanced stages of decomposition... Rare thing though. Just about 1,2% of all of the cases all together...
Alex: Wow-wow-wow!!! Wow. WOW! Just stop a bit there. You didn't mean what you just said!
Me: That's why I didn't want to explain...
Alex: I'm NEVER-NEVER-NEVER eating my lunch together with you guys! Never.